Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
sweetelegance: wizarding: xmapleburgerdruggedx: pyralspite: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD best thing to ever exist yesyesyesyes
fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
sharkcrash: I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
somethinghorrible: somethinghorrible: somethinghorrible: once i accidentally saved a reaction image in my porn folder and then forgot to move it to my reaction image folder and a few days later i was jerking off and then suddenly out of fucking nowhere i see the reaction image and staRTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD BECAUSE IT WAS THIS FUCKING PICTURE TIHS HAPPENED TO ME TOO ONCE THE EXACT SAME...
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
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owl-recluse: peanutsareforpussies: fru1tyrumpus4sshol3f4ctory: owl-recluse: fru1tyrumpus4sshol3f4ctory: oh my god what the fuck this site suggested this what what do you mean what i guess you just lounge about with your glass full of weed and tonic water whenever you’re listenin to some “cool pool party”? Wow, that’s all you could think of, drinkify? ONE BOTTLE OF...
promo4homo: seductive-black-man: okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina How is that NOT a vagina?
Well Hello There...: What if Hufflepuff is... →
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY