When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
totallynotagentphilcoulson: It’s exceedingly amusing to read that line in Clint Eastwood’s voice
panic-at-the-order-of-phoenix: butt-0ns: I...
iamnotamoron: My mother used to be the principal of an elementary school and one time this kid got in trouble because he wrote “Bitch-Be-Gone” on a piece of paper, taped it to a can of Axe, and sprayed it all over some girl he didn’t like.
fairygodblogger: buttoucher: 7yrs: boyslut: OH MY GOD I AM CRYING HELP :( i blieve in u irish doge the tears oh lord
moraniarty: you know you’ve stayed up too late when the australians start blogging
holigay: opening up a bra shop and calling it 1 girl 2 cups.
A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes...– http://www.pbs.org/kued/nosafeplace/articles/nightmare.html (via alullaby) That sums it up (via erikawithac) This reminds me of a discussion we had in school, and one girl was talking about living in fear of her safety because she is a girl, and this guy chimed in and was all “It’s hard for guys...
shrugging: all porn websites should end in .cum
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this i…
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Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Red vs Blue: I used to be leader of the Blue team, but everything changed when the [Freelancer] Nation attacked
My Little Pony: Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Kamen Rider Fourze: Kisaragi Gentaro arrived at AGHS with the intent of befriending everyone int he school, but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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