June 2012
126 posts
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
totallynotagentphilcoulson:
It’s exceedingly amusing to read that line in Clint Eastwood’s voice
panic-at-the-order-of-phoenix:
butt-0ns:
I...
iamnotamoron:
My mother used to be the principal of an elementary school and one time this kid got in trouble because he wrote “Bitch-Be-Gone” on a piece of paper, taped it to a can of Axe, and sprayed it all over some girl he didn’t like.
Watchfairygodblogger:
buttoucher:
7yrs:
boyslut:
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
HELP
:( i blieve in u irish doge
the tears oh lord
moraniarty:
you know you’ve stayed up too late when the australians start blogging
holigay:
opening up a bra shop and calling it 1 girl 2 cups.
“A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes...”
– http://www.pbs.org/kued/nosafeplace/articles/nightmare.html (via alullaby)
That sums it up
(via erikawithac)
This reminds me of a discussion we had in school, and one girl was talking about living in fear of her safety because she is a girl, and this guy chimed in and was all “It’s hard for guys...
shrugging:
all porn websites should end in .cum
oncelut:
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
i…
Everything sounds better when you add "but...
Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Red vs Blue: I used to be leader of the Blue team, but everything changed when the [Freelancer] Nation attacked
My Little Pony: Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Kamen Rider Fourze: Kisaragi Gentaro arrived at AGHS with the intent of befriending everyone int he school, but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Watchstarrysleeper:
yumiswindow:
milesjai:
WHAT THE HELL BBC. DYING.
ALL OF THE REBLOG
OMFG
WHAT IS THIS EVEN
