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rdjheaven: Go The Fuck To Sleep: AVENGERS VERSION. Thor, put your hammer down. No more pop-tarts for a week. Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you? Just go the fuck to sleep. It’s time for Tony to go to bed. JARVIS won’t make a peep. You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
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I'm so excited for the Deadpool movie
Remember Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine? Well he’s getting his own movie and Ryan Reynolds is gonna play him again! I’m so excited because I really like Deadpool and I’m so happy that he’s getting his own movie! I can’t believe that this is the first I’ve even heard of it. I wonder if they’re gonna pick up where the Wolverine movie left off or if...
iphone420: i got taco bell yesterday and on the crunchwrap is says “-TOM” for no tomato except i didnt know that meant no tomato but before i was like ‘aw tom made my crunchwrap he makes the best crunchwaps’ and then like 20 minutes later i was like OH THAT MEANS NO TOMATO
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
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It's definitely time for bed now
I’ve clearly been up too long. I was watching a show with the Cookie Monster as a guest and when he was getting really close to some guy’s face I thought: “Cookie Monster should back off a bit. Isn’t he worried that the other guy can smell his breath? I guess it’s okay though because his breath probably smells like cookies.”